Escort Cocktails

Horny and sexy Kiev escorts from top escort agencies are all rather social creatures - they wouldn't last very long as high class callgirls if they weren't! Although no professional Kiev escorts drink to excess - especially while on an incall or outcall assignment, when they need all their skills at their sharpest for pleasing VIP clients - most of them like a quick tipple. And if there's one thing most escorts do like, it's a cocktail.

If you're entertaining a blonde, brunette or redhead escort from a leading Kiev escort agency such as Kiev Escort Angels, you could do a lot worse than to make her a cocktail to put her in the mood for some erotic massage and fun. At Kiev Escort Angels escort agency we pride ourselves on being the number one resource for all your escorting needs - so we've put together some recipes for cocktails that all escorts love!

1. A Long Slow Screw Against The Wall

Mix equal parts of Sloe Gin, Vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano. If you're doing this at home, you may have some trouble buying Galliano at your local off licence. But surely it's worth a try if pleasing a sexy elite incall or outcall escort is your intention! If all else fails, you can try it with any other kind of herb/aniseed based liqueur - Benedictine could be a good one to try. Mix the spirits with about 8oz freshly squeezed orange juice and serve in a long glass over crushed ice. As with all iced drinks, don't forget to include a straw - your horny young teenage call girl isn't going to want to mess up her lip gloss, at least not this early in your erotic date.

2. Screaming Orgasm

For this cocktail you need an ounce of vodka, one and a half ounces of Baileys and half an ounce of the Mexican liqueur Kahlua. If you can't get Kahlua, don't try to make this cocktail - replacing the distinctive taste with anything else might result in your sexy and horny young escort girl being severely disappointed! Pour them over crushed ice in the order listed - and it's important that they are in the order listed, or the Baileys will curdle. And you don't want your elite Kiev escort girl (or bisexual escorts) to miss out on a screaming orgasm, do you? Top tip: only use a top brand of vodka such as Smirnoff or Stolichnaya. Cheap vodka will curdle the Baileys.

3. Sex On The Beach

Although there are many variations, this is the classic Sex on the Beach recipe - something your sexy incall or outcall escort girl has probably had many times! It's very simple - mix an ounce of vodka with three-quarters of an ounce of peach schnapps then dilute with cranberry juice and grapefruit juice - but not too much! Some cocktail experts, knowing that Kiev erotic massage girls and companions have a sweet tooth, take the sharpness away from the grapefruit and cranberry with half a teaspoon of sugar.

4. Blow Job

A very simple cocktail - take a shot glass of Amaretto and top it off with some whipped cream. Your horny and sexy escort, being an expert swallower, should knock this back in one.

5. Bend Me Over

If you're going to make this cocktail for the sexy oriental or European escort or bisexual escorts that you've booked for a sexy incall or outcall appointment, you need to know how to make 'sour mix' - a vital ingredient in the cocktail maker's arsenal. Because it's hard to make in small quantities, make a jugful. If you include the egg whites, it will keep for a few days in the fridge; if you leave them out it will keep practically indefinitely. Why not get your sexy young Kiev escort to help you? You'll find that all Kiev escorts love getting messy in the kitchen!

First off, make up some heavy sugar syrup - three parts granulated white sugar to two parts water. Mix this in equal proportions with lemon or lime juice, experimenting a little to get the balance to your sexy escort's taste. If you want to be a little adventurous, mix in two free-range egg whites per litre of sour mix. This isn't vital, but it will give your cocktails a nice froth.

OK - you've got your sour mix. Time to make a Bend Me Over for your sexy and horny young blonde escort girl! In a glass, combine an ounce of Amaretto with the same amount of sour mix, and top up with freshly-squeezed orange juice.

6. Sixty-Nine Special

Cocktail purists will object to this one, but your escort will love it - there aren't many horny Kiev call girls who will turn down a quick 69! Take a couple of shots of good dry gin - Gordon's or Bombay Sapphire - and mix with twice as much 7-Up. Add a squirt of lemon juice, and watch your cute and horny young escort girlfriend get stuck in!

7. A Piece of Ass

This is a very easy cocktail to make for your sexy bisexual escorts, though it does need sour mix once again - see recipe 5 for details. Pour an ounce of Amaretto and an ounce of Southern Comfort over ice. Pour the sour mix over the top. If you put in double the Southern Comfort, omit the Amaretto and use lime juice and egg whites in the sour mix, this becomes a Gatsby Cream. Why not impress your horny and sexy young escort with the depth of your cocktail making knowledge?

8. Wet Pussy

This is A level cocktail making, but if you've got a particularly gorgeous bisexual escort from a top agency like Kiev Escort Angels, why not delight her with a Wet Pussy? You need to find a good rasperry liqueur that's not too tart - if it's too acid it might curdle the dairy ingredients. Chambord is a good bet. Using a shaker, Mix an ounce of raspberry liqueur with two ounces of Baileys. Add six ounces of creamy milk, shake thoroughly and serve over ice. It's a good idea to mix Wet Pussies right before you and your horny escort are going to get stuck into them - if you leave them in the fridge the ingredients tend to separate.

Remember that the number one rule if you're making cocktails for your sexy and horny young escort girl from Kiev Escort Angels escort agency is this: always use top quality ingredients. And remember to service her with a smile!